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A woman had tickets to the MLS Cup Finals right at midfield. As she sits down, a man comes down & asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to her. 'No', she says, 'the seat is empty.' 'This is incredible', said the man. 'Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the MLS Cup and not use it?' She says 'Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my husband, but he passed away. This is the first MLS Cup or US Open Cup Final we haven't been together since we got married in 1967. 'Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor - to take the seat?' The woman shakes her head 'No, they're all at the funeral.' |
